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eh,,,
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forever90s:

Before I discovered the Internet.

forever90s:

Before I discovered the Internet.

6 hours ago   &   457140

synct:

One day she is going to wake me up as she’s trying to get out of bed silently for work. And I am going to pretend to be asleep as she slips into the bathroom and closes the door with a light click. And at that moment I will throw the covers off myself and bound for the kitchen to make her coffee and breakfast to go. So that by the time she is finished getting ready and has to rush out the door she will leave the house knowing I will take care of her even down to the little details.

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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

20 hours ago   &   163610

clocktalk:

saw it comin 100 miles away and I’m still dead

20 hours ago   &   137724
20 hours ago   &   66567

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

20 hours ago   &   665607

sparksel:

commandershepardofficial:

thefrillyqueer:

hayhtam:

things to consider:

  • lady assassins 
  • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS 

But also:

  • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins

lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life

Mrs and mrs smith

20 hours ago   &   69315

justin-bernardo:

It’s depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they’re told to “be realistic”.

20 hours ago   &   55913

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

20 hours ago   &   44
Go on anon and tell me something you’re too afraid to say off anon.

trial-and-err0r:

Because I’m bored and slightly curious.

20 hours ago   &   7586

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

21 hours ago   &   87634
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