drtessarosetorres:

hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

way to ruin breakfast…it was all I had left

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theemptystars:

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

idk that finale was a pretty big joke

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theemptystars:

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

idk that finale was a pretty big joke

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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

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asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

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frenchdad:

he wants it

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risk-it-all-for-tristan:

cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.


Please help . It’s for good

risk-it-all-for-tristan:

cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.

Please help . It’s for good

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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"You can be very alone in a big crowd if you’re not being yourself. And when you’re being authentic you will draw to you like-minded and like-hearted people." -Bellamy Young

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439,495 plays

tigerhazard:

missmurrka:

dragoncalibrator:

keetongu:

frillious:

hicupp:

peachdoxie:

Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon

i cANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

if you listen closely to my deep, inner mind this is what you’ll hear

iT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY INTENSE DEBATE ABOUT DRAGONS HELP

I feel like this completes my blog

muh draggins

this audio file accurately describes the inside of my head at all times

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